Interstellar

33 interception by blueprintpredator-d85pspq

alternative poster

interstellar is a remake of the fifth element directed by p̶r̶e̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ revolutionary director Christopher Nolty, starring Matthew Mcwhatshisname as an astronaut who goes on an adventure to f̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶h̶u̶m̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶, f̶i̶r̶e̶ ̶s̶p̶e̶r̶m̶c̶e̶l̶l̶s̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶u̶n̶i̶n̶h̶a̶b̶i̶t̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶t̶, do something. the movie was groundbreakingly realistic in that it uses concepts such as that love can break the laws of nature and that people can survive in black holes.

Characters.[]

Cooper[]

(Matthew Mc[unintelligible noise]) an p̶i̶l̶o̶t̶,̶ ̶f̶a̶r̶m̶e̶r̶,̶ ̶a̶s̶t̶r̶o̶n̶a̶u̶t̶,̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶o̶n̶i̶s̶t̶. NEET who whispers all of his words. he has a crush on his own daughter, or not. we never get to know. at the end of the film he becomes a god like Yukiteru Amano but then later he stops being a god for some reason.

Eddie Murphy[]

(natalie portman) Cooper's daughter. she is an idiot because she believes the moon landing happened. nonetheless she is able to work for Alfred as his sex slave/sorceror's apprentice. eventually she becomes an old lady and dies. good riddance

The Robots[]

(voiced by Robin Williams) the comic relief of this movie. they were designed by orangutans to look like living tetris blocks with the soul of a human being.

That girl who cooper h̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶r̶u̶s̶h̶ ̶o̶n̶, maybe has a crush on[]

like many of nolan's female characters. she has a very realistic personality that consists of nothing but blandness.

alfred[]

straight out of the dark knight because nolan can't make a film without him.

the token black person[]

...

reception[]

interstarlar was the jerkbait for many cinephiles of 2014. the zimmerman soundtrack was praised even if he only used one organ tune.

it also spawned alot of 16 year old boys who think they now understand everything about advanced particle physics.

overall i give it 4/5 stars (HAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT STARS)

特に記載のない限り、コミュニティのコンテンツはCC BY-SAライセンスの下で利用可能です。